From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki 2
A list of all the characters in Horrible Painting Emails.
- Horrible Painting — The main character of hpemails. He is a painting that checks emails and gives people the jibblies.
- The Goblin — Horrible Painting's friend. He hangs out at Halloween and sometimes, he does a dance.
- Cus — Their pet, a carnivorous undead sheep. (That's what "CUS" stands for, in case you were wondering.) He can't talk, he only growls.
- Sir Photo — Old-Timey Horrible Painting. He has a mustache and a top hat. He has a french accent.
- The Troll — Old-Timey Goblin. He is hairy with fangs and doesn't talk.
- The Diseased Cow — Old-Timey Cus.
- Creepy Picture — 20X6 Horrible Painting. He is a great challenger, and hates Stinkoman.
- The Dragon — 20X6 Goblin.
- Cusazikichu — 20X6 Cus.
- H. Painting — Xeriouxly Forxe Horrible Painting.
- Xoblin — Xeriouxly Forxe Goblin.
- C.U.S. — Xeriouxly Forxe Cus.
- The Horrible Painting — Storybook Horrible Painting.
- Storybook The Goblin — Storybook Goblin.
- Li'l Goblin — Youthful Goblin.
- John — An unseen character who sends bad emails. Introduced in Email #5.
- Gorblin — A misspelling of Goblin, and a parody of Homsar. Appears in an Easter egg in Email #14.
- Trondog the Flamifyer — Horrible Painting's drawing of a dinosaur. He is a parody of Trogdor. Horrible Painting draws him in Email #15.
- Rhinosaurus — The Goblin's drawing of a dinosaur (half-rhino). He is drawn in Email #15.
- Trogdoor the Door — Cus's drawing in Email #15.
- Steven — Horrible Painting's cousin who wears cycling gear and acts like somebody's dad. He appears in Email #17.
|Horrible Painting Emails|
|Emails||Why (Old Version) | Fun | Homestar (Old Version) | Army | Boring | Old Style (Old Version) | Upgrade | Spam | The Wall | Popularity | Deleted | Dreams | Challenge | Hpemail206 | Artist | Future | Somebody's Dad | Quick Emails | Marriage | Memories | Games|
|DVDs||Disc 1 | Disc 2 | Disc 3|
|Other||Inbox | Characters | Computers | Email Intros | Scroll Button Songs | Page Titles | Emails by Length | Hiatuses|