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Quote #115


Date View Quote Source
Mar 28 2019 View Squished Bad: Ohh... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe. Ooh, but they're seedless! Strongest Man in the World
Mar 17 2019 View The Popular Vote Costume's Parent: Darling! I thought you'd agreed to dress up as a Toblerone this year. Fan Costumes 2015
Mar 3 2019 View

Powered by The Cheat Homestar Lure: Steep prices and trees!
Requested by Branderson

Feb 16 2019 View Visor Robot: Senor Cardgage Mortgage helped consolidate my whole life into this tiny box. Senor Mortgage
Feb 9 2019 View Peasant's Quest Response: Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and looking towards the future. Peasant's Quest
Dec 30 2018 View Bubs: There was this one time when I hooked up my lawnmower to my Nintendo. And after that, I got the high score every time! Pulse Interview - 1 Aug 2003
Oct 18 2018 View Balding Man: EeeeEEEHhhh... Multiple toons
Sep 22 2018 View Homestar Runner: {in a green mobile text-style bubble} Hey Marzipan. This is Homestar Runner. I heard that you got a new smartphone, so instead of leaving a message, I'm texting this to you. {images of a smileyman, winky smileyman, wineglass, wineglass, '90s camcorder} Send. Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
Aug 26 2018 View Homestar Runner with lowered eyebrows: I'm tapping, I'm talking, it's like an adventure. {A Tapatalk logo watermark is seen over the image, along with the text "See full image for $99.99"} Edited quote from SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer
Aug 9 2018 View Dilapidated PhoneTime XL8: We're sorry, the mailbox of the answering machine you're trying to prank is full! Please try again later. Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
Jul 23 2018 View Head-Nub or Nub-Head: {blurred text, possibly reading "I hate your shoes" or variations of the phrase} disconnected
Jul 8 2018 View Homestar Runner: Written in Sharpie on the bathroom wall of HISTORY! Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
Jun 16 2018 View

Strong Bad: Chowderworth Gruelmanger?! You call that an overly-complicated old-timey last name?! That is bush-league, son! I am sick and tired of this crap! And I'm sick of losing to Purdue!
Requested by Branderson

The Next April Fools Thing
Jun 13 2018 View

Homsar as Zebraman: {in his cartoony speech bubble from the toon} Just for a minute let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump.
Requested by Branderson

Later That Night...
Jun 8 2018 View Strong Bad: Ohh you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! website
Jun 8 2017 View The Poopsmith: 100 quote-times, exhausting just to think about. How can we face 100 quote-times? The thought of all those quote-times makes me weeeeeeeeeeak! Edited from email thunder
May 29 2017 View Strong Bad: Holy paunch!! This is extensive! And up to the minute-accurate! @StrongBadActual
May 18 2017 View Strong Bad: {against a black background, only eyes showing} Whoa, where are we? I suddenly feel so... easy to animate. your edge
Apr 23 2017 View Trogdor: Teen Trog Squad! Trogleader! Such and Such! Wormdingler! The Suckly One! @StrongBadActual
Apr 13 2017 View Bubs: I suppose we could talk about my napkin friend for another couple hours.
Coach Z: YOUR napkin?! Well, it's got my snot balls on it!
Apr 1 2017 View Strong Bad: {the image is glitchy and the text is unreadable} Quote of the Time exclusive
Mar 3 2017 View Strong Sad: Ooh, and he had a cameo as Stevedore #2 in the prequel! the movies
Feb 16 2017 View Vector Strong Bad: {the quote box is in vector style} YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE fan club
Jan 24 2017 View Gardenboy: {everything in parentheses are a lighter shade of gray} (Gardenboy!) He's plantin' the seeds! (Gardenboy!) He's pullin' out the weeds! (Gardenboy!) He's gonna bring you to your knees! (He's the il Cartographer, I mean, Gardenboy!) yes
Jan 21 2017 View Bubs: That onion has some serious jimmy teeth! original commentary
Jan 18 2017 (edited Jan 19) View Unfortunately, the Wagon Fulla Pancakes doesn't talk, which means we don't have a quote for it. Quote of the Time exclusive
Jan 7 2017 View F-Sack: Aw man, Humidibot. Sometimes I wish you'd just leave me alone. Quote of the Time exclusive
Jan 4 2017 View Humidibot: Hi, Strong Bad! I'm Humidibot! Fan Costumes 2015
Jan 1 2017 View

Strong Bad: I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad pop-up book! It was the book of my dreams!
Requested by SRMX12

Dec 30 2016 View

Strong Bad as David Lee Roth: I WILL KILL HIM! If he doesn't put on some more clothes. Eugh. Molded plastic panties.
Requested by Branderson

The House That Gave Sucky Tricks
Dec 1 2016 View Coach Z: {fisheye effect} I'm sorry, did you just say waughmp waughmp? Fish Eye Lens
Nov 9 2016 View Homestar: {blurry image} Hey, are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up? Main Page 24
Nov 1 2016 View Strong Sad: Look out, Julian Ca-sa-blanc-as! Record Store Day
Oct 14 2016 View Puppet Homestar: C'mon, ya little placemat! strong badathlon
Sept 21 2016 View Old-Timey Strong Bad: Waughmp waughmp, I say, waughmp waughmp! Everything IS better with this pescatary occulation! Fish Eye Lens
Sept 19 2016 View Sickly Sam: This empty bag of Delicious "Bag" would make a fine sock for the colder of my two feet. Mr. Shmallow
Sept 5 2016 View

The Homestar Runner: E'erybody, e'erybody.
Old-Timey Strong Bad: Insert one pence for tomfoolery!

Aug 29 2016 View Old-Timey Strong Bad: Smashing! ...No, I mean... start smashing! Yes! It's curtains for you, Ming vase! 2 emails
Aug 12 2016 View Rumble Red: But, earthling, they don't have polymascotfoamalate on my planet, rumble. 4 branches
Aug 9 2016 View Old-Timey Strong Bad: {in old-timey black and white} What happened to my website? Kick the Can commentary
Jul 1 2016 View Strong Bad: {moving his mouth as if he's talking} Okay, next on the checklist: lots of animated gifs! Or... jifs... or however you say it. I don't know. I heard a couple of nerds arguing about it one time. website
Jun 25 2016 View

Homestar Runner Wearing Monocle: Bangers and mash! It isn't in the post box either!
Requested by SRMX12

Where My Hat is At?
Jun 19 2016 View Strong Bad: Just you wait, The Cheat! Someday I'll be the one tearing tickets and telling people forty-twan will be on their lest! the movies
Jun 15 2016 View Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman: Yeah! Shout it- ...shout 'em around, kid... I... I used to sell TVs. @StrongBadActual
Jun 11 2016 View Strong Bad: Aw, paunch! Just got my new Compy phone. Does anbody know which one of these is the car charger?! @StrongBadActual
Jun 7 2016 View Homestar: I can't wait to see what kind of restaurant those hamsters open up next! 2 Part Episode: Part 1
May 31 2016 View Gunhaver: Uh, good call, sir. That guy was always way too concerned with acronyms. 2 Part Episode: Part 1
May 25 2016 View Blue Laser Commander: What kind of power-up is "moist beam"?! 2 Part Episode: Part 1
May 22 2016 View F-Sack: Aw, man, Strong Bad. Sometimes, I wish you had named me Horse Giblets. Flash is Dead!
May 19 2016 View New Jibblies Painting: Wa-hey-hey-hey! Well, come on in here! The House That Gave Sucky Tricks
May 16 2016 View

The Thnikkaman: Yeah, shut up, to one and all o' dang y'all!
Requested by Bubs

Happy Dethemberween
May 14 2016 View Strong Bad as David Lee Roth: You do NOT call Large Bean "teenie-weenie-beanie"! The House That Gave Sucky Tricks
May 1 2016 View Strong Mad: THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING! The House That Gave Sucky Tricks
Apr 24 2016 View Coach Z: Hey, maybe we should start calling you SS! For STRONG SAD! Hehyorhorheehor! rampage
Apr 20 2016 View Homestar: Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm vulnerable and should be updated. Flash is Dead!
Apr 17 2016 View Dooble: Dooble, and dooble, and dooblie doo! Two More Eggs - "Dooble: Dooblie Doo"
Apr 12 2016 View

Strong Bad: 'Tis ne'er e'er o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er.
Requested by Ilikepie38

love poems
Apr 10 2016 View Strong Sad: You can't make up no words say broached! Strong Bad Classics!
Apr 2 2016 View Shark-Tooth Bubs: Let us rest in the wake of hours beneath, for tomorrow is a brand style, courageously
affording the brothers of our lester brothers.
Puppets on the Road
Mar 30 2016 View

Bubs: Hey, hey, hey, step right up and trade your money for some stuff!
Requested by Bubs

Mar 28 2016 View Bubs: Checkitoutcheckitoutcheckitoutcheckitoutcheckitoutcheckitoutcheckitoutcheckitoutcheckitout
Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
Mar 26 2016 View Strong Sad: The quill! The page! Ly-ric, rampage! Um... Word up? rampage
Mar 24 2016 View Onion Bubs: Welcome to MY world! Eheheheheheh! Doomy Tales of the Macabre
Mar 10 2016 View Strong Bad: I love that part! Read it again, slowly, and... backwards. dreamail
Mar 5 2016 View Coach Z: My whole deal's backed up with actual scientific findings and rotating computer graphics, so you know it's legit! Coach Z's 110%
Feb 26 2016 View Strong Bad: {the entire quote is drawn and colored using a computer} Once again, your visual style just looks thrown together. It looks like you don't care. Main Page 15
Jan 30 2016 View Storybook Strong Sad: Let me away from this boulder! Main Page 20
Jan 22 2016 View Storybook Coach Z: "I'ma go shower up!" flashback
Jan 19 2016 View The Homestar Runner (storybook): "Ina-pro-pro!" barfed the Queen of England. Halloween Safety
Jan 11 2016 View Tiny-Handed Strong Bad: "You see, 3 is clearly a smaller number than a million," said Strong Bad. flashback
Jan 3 2016 View Bubs: How am I supposed to get inside my car?
Coach Z: How am I supposed to get out of my new apratment?
Jan 1 2016 View Sloshy: It's an early demo. But we only make-a early demos. Depends how big the stereogum blows. Gum blows, yeah! Record Store Day
Dec 26 2015 View Strong Bad: Cheer up, Bubs! At least you're not on fire!
Bubs: That's the best compliment you could come up with?!
SBCG4AP Tutorial
Dec 15 2015 View Stinkoman: {pixelated} WHAT HAPPENS? I'M SAD IN SIDE A WALL! Stinkoman 20X6 Level -0 Beginning Cutscene
Dec 13 2015 View Old-Timey Homsar: Daaaaah, I'm a melody from the 1800s! Quote of the Time exclusive (similar to interview)
Dec 11 2015 View Homsar: I have a piiiiiiiiiie. Quote of the Time exclusive
Dec 5 2015 View Homsar: DaAaAaAaAaAaah, don't request the tape-leg, cake machine! Quote of the Time exclusive
Nov 28 2015 View PBTC Strong Bad: {in PBTC-style} I can do it! I will do it nine times! crazy cartoon
Nov 6 2015 View Old-Timey Strong Bad: {in old-timey black and white} I'll give you old-timey, you mountebank! Sample of Style
Nov 1 2015 View Strong Bad: Hey! Who taped a full-color photo to my computer screen? It won't come off! independent
Oct 21 2015 View King of Town: Somebody get the door! I'll get it! KOT's VOQPCS!
Sept 28 2015 View Stinkoman: One day you'll get your baby turn! For babies! Who have a turn! 8-Bit is Enough
Sept 15 2015 View Doreauxgard: Hey, there, Mr. Bubs. I'm from the collection agency. You missed your last payment. Gonna have to bust your kneecaps if ya don't pay up! lackey
Aug 31 2015 View Upside Down Strong Bad: !derob os m'I ,hO Strong Bad's Message Bored
Aug 18 2015 View Everybody Everybody: ONION BUBS! ONION BUBS! original
Aug 14 2015 View Cheatball: Cheatball. trading cards
Aug 9 2015 View Coach Z: Coach Z, 1-2-3, sneaking my way on to this DVD... strongbad_email.exe Disc Six
Jul 24 2015 View Strong Bad: Positate without pizzaz and jam! rock opera
Jul 18 2015 View The King of Town: Booo! impression
Jul 9 2015 View Original Bubs: Who ate all the mayo off of my egg salad? And HOW?! original
Jul 3 2015 View Homsar: GrRrRraaauuughnck there, Rubbermaid, can you redirect me to the nearest Puke-valanche? dictionary
Jun 27 2015 View Bubs: We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup! the chair
Jun 18 2015 View Strong Sad: Thank you! Thank you! I'm simultaneously honored and insulted to be involved in this contest for the fourth year in a row. impression
Jun 8 2015 View Chorch: Hey, you aren't supposed to talk down there! And don't call me pinchy! I do have a name, y'know! Chorch! 8-Bit is Enough
Jun 6 2015 View Homsar: Hello, Strong Bad. What's the haps? Strong Badia The Free
May 30 2015 View Homsar as Strong Sad: AaAaAaAh'm cryin' on the insiiiiide! impression
May 28 2015 View The Poopsmith: ... Multiple toons
May 6 2015 View Strong Mad: THE CHEAT IS SO A COW! do over
Apr 25 2015 View The Homestar Runner (storybook): "This yard work is hard work!" The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
Apr 18 2015 View Homestar as The Cheat: Squeekicoo! I'm The Cheat! do over
Apr 13 2015 View Senor Cardgage: I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to. garage sale
Apr 11 2015 View Homestar Runner: Happy Days Reunion, Photoshop! Flash 10th Birthday
Mar 30 2015 View Strong Bad: Welcome to the high voice crew! I hope you have a high voice too! When you got a high voice, you don't have a choice, your voice is high all the time... helium
Mar 26 2015 View Strong Sad: Once upon a time, here's the type of thing that happened. The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar
Mar 20 2015 View Coach Z: Um, double pants. rock opera
Mar 3 2015 View Puppet Strong Bad: Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooo exciting. The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar
Feb 26 2015 View H. Star: Everybody! E-E-E-Everybody! Xeriouxly Forxe
Feb 23 2015 View Sickly Sam: Am I up with the times? April Fool 2014
Feb 18 2015 View Vector Strong Bad: WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE Main Page 21
Feb 12 2015 View Stinkoman: Whoooaaaa, making small rocks float up off the GROOOUUUND! Twenty THANXTY Six
Feb 11 2015 View Jumping Jack Homestar: Strong! Making! Draconian! Marshmallow! Poink! April Fool 2014
Feb 7 2015 View Eh! Steve!: Eh, greg! haircut outtake
Feb 5 2014 View Tiny-Handed Strong Bad: Get your entire face out of here, lady's legs duck shirt. Halloween Safety
Feb 2 2015 View Homsar: Udyeah, what ees it, Strong Bayaaaaad? homsar


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